some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people
"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
- reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
- reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
do you ever just start watching a show because you hear there are lesbians
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick