INT. CHURCH - DAY


          FLASH! A photo is taken of the wedding couple: Carl and
          Ellie, now 19. She jumps at him and gives him a big kiss.

          Ellie's side of the church erupts like wild frontiersmen.     A
          gun shot is fired in the air.

          Carl's side, rigid puritans in black, clap politely.

(Source: natasha-widow, via so-glad-were-neighbors)

Timestamp: 1398126679
 INT. CHURCH - DAY


          FLASH! A photo is taken of the wedding couple: Carl and
          Ellie, now 19. She jumps at him and gives him a big kiss.

          Ellie's side of the church erupts like wild frontiersmen.     A
          gun shot is fired in the air.

          Carl's side, rigid puritans in black, clap politely.

(Source: natasha-widow, via so-glad-were-neighbors)

controlthespark:

That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most. -UP

(via clubmickey)

Timestamp: 1398126660

controlthespark:

That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most. -UP

(via clubmickey)

(Source: hotlimit, via clubmickey)

maleteen:

some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people

(via internal-emptiness)

okwuteva:

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(Source: bootyjezus, via takemetostockholm)

icekq:

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

(Source: spoken-not-written, via takemetostockholm)

  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

heyrizzles:

do you ever just start watching a show because you hear there are lesbians

(Source: sharkgina, via arthruian)

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(via yuri-in-w0nderland)

(Source: memewhore, via daddyantwon)